Sir Millard Mulch: 50 Intellectually Stimulating Themes From A Cheap Amusement Park For Robots & Aliens, Vol. 1 (CD)

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Sir Millard Mulch's first CD, originally released in 1998!

TRACK LISTING:

1. An Essay On Milk  2. A Brief History of Broccoli  3. 15 Interesting Things To Do With Tiny Chairs II  4. I Bought My Love A Bungee Cord  5. The Keeper Of The Carrot  6. The Boy With The Perfectly Square Butthole 7. On A Quest For Strange Socks, R.I.P.   8. Infinitesimal Beads Of Graphite Dust  9. Vegans From Outer Space Pt. 1 & 2  10. At The Zoo 11. The Happy Birthday Song  12. Ice Skating With An Intelligent Jen Ireland   13. 2 Become 1 (Spice Girls)  14. Shit Rag #1  15. Take Off!   16. Last To Know (Faith No More)  17. Strapping Young Lad Medley (SYL)  18. Tent Rentals (Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.)  19. Grandpa Al Vs. The Hoth Wampa  20. Donald Treglia's Nickname  21. Soap?  22. Who? 23. A Letter From Nostradamus  24. An Educated Guess (Simon Said...)  25. Breakfast, Breakfast, Breakfast!  26. Who Is Brad Freeze?  27. Seventeen (Winger)  28.   Mrs. Alan's Camera - abridged  29. Get Out Of My House! 30. John Pt. 1  31. Mr. Apocalypse Tells His First Lie And Orders A Drink  32. Is Phillip's Brother A Squirrel?  33. A Review Of Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged  34. 15 Interesting Things To Do With Tiny Chairs I  35. Old Lady Had A Weiner 36. Smooth, Baby, Smooth 37. The Definition Of The Lemon - live  38. I Like Short Songs (Dead Kennedys)  39. Bat  40. James Pitts In Bondage  41. Mr. Rosenberg's Guide To Success In Communication  42. Kathleen 43. Battle Hymn Of The Suburban Horticulturalist 44. The Hardest Bone In Frank's Body  45. A Lecture On Coffee  46. Freeze Five  47. The Puppet And The Shovel 48. Onion 49. Nothing Else Matters (Metallica)  50. I Got Bit By A Hamster  51. The Definition Of The Banana  52. Goodnight! [sic] 53. A Word From Our Sponsors...

CREDITS

SIR MILLARD MULCH, GENIUS
Composition, Atari 1040 Ste (Low-Density Floppy Drive, Flickering Monochrome Monitor, No Hard Drive, 4 megs RAM, 2400 bps Modem, knotted cables, box of broken mice, 10 bucks obo) MIDI-Sequencing via Cubase, Guitar, 6-String Bass, Keyboard, Mandolin, Stewart's Cornet Mouthpiece, Horrible Vocals, Minimal Acoustic Drums, Percussion, Sound Effects, all other bad ideas...

FLAIL TENACIOUS
Background vocals on "Chairs I" & "Broccoli", Cover Art, ¸ Executive Production, Proofreading, Astronomical Extra-Curricular Expenses

PAT McDONALD
ddrums on "Broccoli" & "Zoo" & "Who?" & "Goodnight!" & "Chairs I" & "Square" Vocals on "Banana"

DISAPPEARING HAROLD
Chewing on "Banana", Rickenbacher on "Zoo", Percussion on "Bungee", Guitar & 2nd Vocals & 4-Track Recording on "Bondage", Mixing Assistance

MR. CHEWBODE
Diskfinger 1.0 Software Programming, Background Vocals on "Broccoli" & "Chairs I"

WILLIAM MAIER III
Feedback Guitar on "House", Narrations on "Coffee", Vocals & Problems & Banging around on "Sophisticated", Vocals on "Guess"

W. SPOON
Remote phone vocals on "Who?", Cheese Curd Smuggler

QUEEN KATHLEEN
Phone vocals on "Kathleen"

EDGAR TAFEL, F.A.I.A.
Narration on "Milk", coughing on "Goodnight!"

THE ARABS
Vocals on "2 Become 1"

PETER COX
Sample Librarian

VIA THE SPY
Nothing. Absolutely Nothing.

DR. PLUTONIUM WILSON
Rustling on "Coffee" Rooster Toaster/Ray Gun/Clock/8mm Camera/Blender/Soil/Leaves/Cheese Curds/Silverware on "Sophisticated", Disc Art

LT. DANG DESTRUCTO & CLETUS
Recording, Engineering, Mixing, Editing @ Jackson Road Militia Compound (941) 485-5238

RON MOUNTENAY
Software Assistance (Avast, ye scurvy dogs!) & Internet Access

STACY DACY DOODLEBUG
Photos of Millard, William, and Harold

KUH...
Piano on "Camera"

MR. FREEZE
Vocals on & Lyrics on "Frank" & "Smooth", Vocals on "Socks" & "Brad Freeze" & "Review"

THE LEGENDARY JAMES PITTS
Lead Guitar on "Lemon", Vocals on "Apocalypse"

BRAD MURRAY
2nd vocals on "Lemon", Named "Hamster", Chorus Lyrics on "Bondage", Webpage Design

MIKE QUEEN, J. GOMEZ, YUKOBI THE DOG
Rough-housing on "Chairs I"

DALE!
Coined "Grandpa Al"

JHVH-3
AB Dick 9810 on "Milk"

IMPRINT
CD Booklet Printing

Special Thanks to Project Omicron, Victims Family's "4 Great Thrash Songs", Dr. & Mrs. Skinny for whatever, Negativland, and my Grandparents. All samples/musical quotations/thematical variations contained herein are executed with a good bit of respect and admiration for the original composers/performers: Winger, Metallica, Faith No More, Steve Vai, Spice Girls, Strapping Young Lad, Simon Said..., Kurt Vonnegut Jr., The Old Ladies That Wrote "Happy Birthday", Frank Zappa, Ayn Rand, Dead Kennedys, Strange Brew, Excalibur, Star Wars, The Tick.

Everything Else Copyright © 1998 Ed Furniture - All Rights Reserved

"‘And in the end...' There's A Whole New World of ways to take little bits of old things, apply a little creativity, and wind up with something cool and new." -Negativland

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